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| Set #1, Take III
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Score: 0
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Moves: 17
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> go right
You march into a dingy hallway. The floors could sure use some scrubbing.
> tiptoe gingerly
Suddenly, you hear a strange clanking behind you.
> turn around
You have come face to face with a leering skull inside a knight's helmet.
> boy, you sure is ugly
I don't know about you, but the average skeletoid warrior and his brother are normally very self conscious about their fine, beautiful, faces.
> wait...what is he doing?
What do you think? Does raising a two-handed sword over your delicate starfruit of a head give any hints?
*SWOOOSH!*
> AIEEE-
- *** You have won ***
> What? I won?!
Oops, sorry, my mistake. Got the wrong banner... ah, here we go:
- *** You have died ***
Would you like to start over, restore a saved position, or end this session of Zork? (type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT):
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