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 Picnic Area Score: ? Moves: ?

> put boat in bottle

(assuming you take the bottle first)

You take the bottle.

You put the giant cruise ship in the bottle. It sits calmly on the water. The ship's anchor falls to the bottom of the bottle.

You drop the bottle.

> inv

You have clothes (being worn). On the picnic table is a bottle (containing water, and a giant floating-city cruise ship).

> take bottle

You can't - its contents are too heavy.

> what?

That's what I said. It contains water (weighing half a pound) and a giant floating-city cruise ship (weighing 1,250,000 pounds).

> but... but I... the boat...