Game:Zork/blood

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> so what?

So what? What the hell do you mean 'so what'? You die from the blood loss. Your leaky carcass is then sucked dry by a canary with a scalpel.


*** You have won ***


> What? I won?!

Oops, sorry, my mistake. Got the wrong banner... ah, here we go:


*** You have died ***


Would you like to start over, restore a saved position, or end this session of Zork? (type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT):

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