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 ATTACK! Score: ? Moves: ?

Fuming with anger, you immediately attack your opponent's kick off. Your opponent's kick the ball to their goalkeeper, which you run after. You are too late, and as the goalkeeper boots it away, you crash into him.

The referee red-cards you.

And to rub salt into the wounds, the ball bounces too high for your goalkeeper and goes into the net.

*** You have died ***

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