Game:Zork/africacat

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 The Lion's Den Score: 10 Moves: 23


> Catcall

You whistle casually. Apparently a waste of time, because the only hot person in this game is a hundred miles and two thousand moves away.


> Did....did they hear me?


No, they did not hear you. Sheesh, get a real life. And I would be far more worried right now about what did hear you - just sayin'.


> uh-oh


You made a freakin' CATcall, what the hell do you expect? So yeah, every lion in the jungle responded.


> run like hell


And just who do you think you are? Jesse Owens? Anyone lazy enough to waste their time on this text is a shitty little fatling, anyway. You are devoured before you can scream.


*** Mama mia! ***


It's a me, Mario! Would-a you like to start over, restore-a your saved position, or end-a your session of Zork? (type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT):


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