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The Lion's Den
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Score: 10
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Moves: 23
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> Catcall
You whistle casually. Apparently a waste of time, because the only hot person in this game is a hundred miles and two thousand moves away.
> Did....did they hear me?
No, they did not hear you. Sheesh, get a real life. And I would be far more worried right now about what did hear you - just sayin'.
> uh-oh
You made a freakin' CATcall, what the hell do you expect? So yeah, every lion in the jungle responded.
> run like hell
And just who do you think you are? Jesse Owens? Anyone lazy enough to waste their time on this text is a shitty little fatling, anyway. You are devoured before you can scream.
- *** You have won ***
> What? I won?!
Oops, sorry, my mistake. Got the wrong banner... ah, here we go:
- *** You have died ***
Would you like to start over, restore a saved position, or end this session of Zork? (type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT):
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