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| The Lion's Den
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Score: 10
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Moves: 23
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> Catcall
You whistle casually. Apparently a waste of time, because the only hot person in this game is a hundred miles and two thousand moves away.
> Did....did they hear me?
No, they did not hear you. Sheesh, get a real life. And I would be far more worried right now about what did hear you - just sayin'.
> uh-oh
You made a freakin' CATcall, what the hell do you expect? So yeah, every lion in the jungle responded.
> run like hell
And just who do you think you are? Jesse Owens? Anyone lazy enough to waste their time on this text is a shitty little fatling, anyway. You are devoured before you can scream.
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But wait!
Suddenly, you wake up!
You sigh with relief. "Phew, it was all just a dream!"
You're back in the nondescript room. Now to start your adventure for real.
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