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 It's like North-south Score: -5 Moves: -3

> go south-north

You begin to walk south-north.

That is to say: you walk on the spot like the idiot you are.

Eventually it does get dark.

Before too long you pass out from over exerting yourself in hot, hot Africa and you fall to the ground in a heap.

You get ants in your pants.

Sometime later you wake up dead.

*** You have died ***

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