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Zork
Road out of Hell | Score: 0 | Moves: 11 | ||||||
As you have survived for one move, you have beaten Death at Zork. "IT SEEMS THAT SOMEHOW I, DEATH, HAVE BEEN BEATEN. YOU ARE FREE TO RETURN TO THE LIVING." Death steps aside, revealing the glowing round portal leading back to the land of the living. You confidently stride towards it, but pause just before you step through. You slowly turn around.
Death pauses for an awfully long time before replying. "WHAT? BUT WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO KNOW THAT?"
"GASP!" gasps Death with a gasp.
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