Game:Zork/You lose

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 You_lose Score: 0 Moves: 0

What did you expect to see here? The definition of losing? Maybe a philosophical explanation to what is really at stake as you play games like this? Other famous losers in history? You are sadly mistaken. None of those things are going to be found here.

I am sorry, you are clearly a loser if you have found yourself here (by definition) and for that you should just cut your losses and play Zork again by starting over.