Game:Zork/Waronheaven2

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The Ninth Circle of Heaven	Score: 420	Moves: 176
You take the elevator. The elevator music calms the Grues enough so you take a rest from the tambourine. You hear a *DING* and a recorded voice says "Level Infinity: Footwear, Customer Service, and the Ninth Sphere of the Eternal Domain of God Almighty" as the doors swing open. Whoa, you immediately think. This place is bright. > look A soothing, soft light pours over you as you step out into the white sublimeness of Heaven. A lilting chorus starts up as the four Archangels (Raphael, Michaelangelo, Leonardo, and Donatello) soar down to greet you and your Gruesome horde. Rainbows and sunshine cover the sky above, as well as flocks of butterflies and singing bluebirds. In the distance you see unicorns frolicking among the lollipop trees, and a milk-and-honey waterfall spilling over a rock-candy mountain. Everywhere you hear the sounds of children laughing, harps playing and beautiful women reaching climax continuously. Alas, your absent-mindedness has caused your death. > WHAT THE FROTZ? You forgot the tamborine, you bastard! Hold on.....as you encounter your death, your spirit floats out of your body and suddenly collapses, and as you fall helplessly to the ground, still in your ghostly state, you sparkle and glitter, and as you hit the ground (not that you feel it, for you're a ghost), your body starts to shimmer in all sorts of colours. Confusion reigns over you and asks you what is happening. Suddenly, your body starts disappearing, and in the confusion, you black out just as your head disappears. Sometime later, you open your eyes and find you're back in the nondescript room! Your spirit is back in your body, which remarkably has no scratches or marks from your previous encounter! Phew, you've survived another one of those untimely deaths! You give thanks to the narrator, your god, for keeping you alive and praise him for letting you restart without dying! Oh, to make sure it's the nondescript room, you'll have to look to see if the Grue's here. > look Oh, never mind, you got eaten by the Grue anyway.