Game:Zork/Waronheaven1

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 Waronheaven1 Score: 0 Moves: 0

You decide to take the stairs because you need the exercise. It is very long stair case. When you finally reach the top of the Stairway to Heaven, God tells you, you should have taken the elevator, but it's too late for that. So you pass out from exhaustion, and because you stopped playing the Tambourine, your Grue Army eats you. What a crusade that was, huh dumbass?


*** Your life functions have ceased to serve you ***


Would you request that your game be reset so that you can choose a different path, backtrack until you can remember exactly where you went wrong and hope to correct your erroneous mistake with minimized effort, or cease the playing of Zork for a varying period of time determined by your decision? (type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT):