From Uncyclopedia, the content-free encyclopedia
Jump to navigation Jump to search
 Africa Score: 10 Moves: 32

> My name is Taran Finlay, and I can help

You have no idea who on this side of heck Taran Finlay is, but don't worry. She doesn't care about you.

> sure

With obvious reluctance, the chief guard gestures to the others to raise the barrier and pens your convenient alias in his logbook.