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 Jordanhill Railway station Score: 25 Moves: 18

> Summon Chuck Norris.

You summon Chuck Norris. He proceeds to roundhouse kick you in the face for summoning him. He then gets eaten by a grue.

> But I thought Chuck Norris was invincible.

Chuck Norris comes back from the dead and proceeds to roundhouse kick you so many times you actually break the laws of physics and survive. But you're in an alternate universe. You see a pie.