Game:Zork/Statiogruegiveup

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 Gotta go... Score: 10 Moves: 22


> I don't need your pity, dammit!


Okay, fine, so you don't need my help. Good for you. Let's just go back and try that strategy that you were planning to use. What was that strategy again?

Oh, right, giving up and letting yourself get eaten by that Grue! Naturally, the Grue wastes no time in devouring your helpless body. That pity option is starting to look a lot better now, isn't it?

But look on the bright side - at least you can always be remembered as an extremely tasty Grue meal.


*** You fail at Zork ***


Would you like to not fail, restore The Super Ultimate Final Conclusive Showdown Battle To The End save file, or end your failing session of Zork? (TYPE RESTART, RESTORE OR QUIT):

Or you can also (because you fail at Zork):