Game:Zork/Somewhere/Is there a grue around here?

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> Is there a grue around here?


You're actually LOOKING for a Grue? Haven't you had enough of them?

Besides, remember what I said earlier about the cavern being empty? You starve to death while fruitlessly looking for a grue to eat you.


*** In Soviet Russia, died have YOU! ***


In Soviet Russia, game would like to start over YOU! In Soviet Russia, saved position restore YOU! In Soviet Russia, session of Zork ends YOU! (IN SOVIET RUSSIA, RESTART, RESTORE OR QUIT TYPE YOU!)