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Game:Zork/Prison

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 Prison Score: 0 Moves: 0


> go left


You duck in to the left passage. You walk until you see a light coming from the next room, when you... Oh. That's not good. You just got crushed by a spiked pillar shooting from the ceiling.


*** You have lost a life ***


Would you like to gain an extra life, restore a princess, or end this session of Mario World? (type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT):