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 Pray Score: 0 Moves: 0

> Pray

You get on your knees and pray. The boss looks at you bemused.

> Dear God, I'm...

No time for praying, son. Pig-Emperor Porky has just whupped your ass.

*** Died you have ***

To start over would you like, a saved position restore, or this session of Zork end? (RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT type):