Game:Zork/PorkyPray

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 Pray Score: 0 Moves: 0



> Pray


You get on your knees and pray. The boss looks at you bemused.


> Dear God, I'm...


No time for praying, son. Pig-Emperor Porky has just whupped your ass.


*** All your Zork are belong to us ***


Would you like to main screen turn on, move every zig, or surrender are bases to CATS? (TYPE MAIN, ZIG, OR CATS)

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