Game:Zork/PixelWorld5

Zork

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PixelWorld5	Score: 0	Moves: 0
> pick up zorkmid You seem compelled not to do this, but you do, leaving your buttocks in full complete view of Henry the wonderworm as he lashes himself forwards through the air, tearing through your pants and into your anus, giving you years of paracidical mayhem until you die. SUDDENLY! You are on a cloud in deep space, and there is a man standing in front of you. > examine man He appears to be Anubis, the God of Death. What would you like to do? give him a piece of gum ask him to bring you back to life restore