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 Pixel World Score: 130 Moves: 55

> check for bsod by alt+tab-ing out

Zork crashes while you're being a pansy, trying to find out if the computer has frozen by making your computer do the hefty task of minimizing Zork while it's trying to sort out it's own problems. You electrocute yourself for no reason. And a Grue eats your smoking corpse.

*** You have died ***

Would you like to start over, restore a saved position, or end this session of Zork? (type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT):