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| Paint | Score: 0 | Moves: 4 |
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You place the color into the pencil, removing the color previously contained. You draw some squiggly lines, and then proceed to accidentally stab yourself in the eye. -3000 HP. There are now plenty of pretty lines all over the place. |
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