Game:Zork/Offer gum

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 West of House Score: -29 Moves: 4


> Offer Gum


You offer your gum to the monkey, he takes it and then runs off. You are very pleased with yourself, untill you come to notice that you don't have your Juicy Fruit gum anymore. You start crying like a baby, and attract a sympathy Grue, which eats you to ease your emotional pain, you damn Emo.


*** All your Zork are belong to us ***


Would you like to main screen turn on, move every zig, or surrender are bases to CATS? (TYPE MAIN, ZIG, OR CATS)

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