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| West of House
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Score: -29
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Moves: 4
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> Offer Gum
You offer your gum to the monkey, he takes it and then runs off. You are very pleased with yourself, untill you come to notice that you don't have your Juicy Fruit gum anymore. You start crying like a baby, and attract a sympathy Grue, which eats you to ease your emotional pain, you damn Emo.
It appears that the last blow was too much for you. I'm afraid that you are dead.
As you take your last breath, you feel relieved of your burdens. The feeling passes as you find yourself before the gates of Hell, where the spirits jeer at you and deny you entry. Your senses are disturbed. The objects in the dungeon appear indistinct, bleached of color, even unreal.
> examine me
You appear to be made of a translucent floating white substance. There seems to be a golden halo hovering above your head.
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