Game:Zork/Music2

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 Music2 Score: 0 Moves: 0

You begin playing the tamborine in a pathetic last-ditch effort to tame the savage Grues. However, in a momentary lapse of judgment, you foolishly begin playing Ice Ice Baby by Vanilla Ice. The Grues, being huge David Bowie fans, devour you before you have the chance to play the encore.



It appears that the last blow was too much for you. I'm afraid that you are dead.

As you take your last breath, you feel relieved of your burdens. The feeling passes as you find yourself before the gates of Hell, where the spirits jeer at you and deny you entry. Your senses are disturbed. The objects in the dungeon appear indistinct, bleached of color, even unreal.


> examine me

You appear to be made of a translucent floating white substance. There seems to be a golden halo hovering above your head.