Game:Zork/Music2

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 Music2 Score: 0 Moves: 0

You begin playing the tamborine in a pathetic last-ditch effort to tame the savage Grues. However, in a momentary lapse of judgment, you foolishly begin playing Ice Ice Baby by Vanilla Ice. The Grues, being huge David Bowie fans, devour you before you have the chance to play the encore.


*** In Soviet Russia, died have YOU! ***


In Soviet Russia, game would like to start over YOU! In Soviet Russia, saved position restore YOU! In Soviet Russia, session of Zork ends YOU! (IN SOVIET RUSSIA, RESTART, RESTORE OR QUIT TYPE YOU!)