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 Music2 Score: 0 Moves: 0

You begin playing the tamborine in a pathetic last-ditch effort to tame the savage Grues. However, in a momentary lapse of judgment, you foolishly begin playing Ice Ice Baby by Vanilla Ice. The Grues, being huge David Bowie fans, devour you before you have the chance to play the encore.

*** Ye have departed this mortale coile ***

Wouldst ye like to commence yower quest once more, restor yower saved position, or cease playing the Zork game? (type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT):