Game:Zork/MaParker

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 Africa Score: 10 Moves: 27


> Hijack this poor old lady and steal her ride


You heartless, heartless, creep. Don't you have a freakin' grandmother?


> Whatever. Oh sweet Jesus, that car....


Bastard. Anyway, it turns out that granny is a shapeshifting grue. It decides to teach you a lesson in respecting your elders.

You know what happens next.


*** YOU JUST LOST THE GAME ***


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