Game:Zork/MaParker

Zork

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Africa	Score: 10	Moves: 27
> Hijack this poor old lady and steal her ride You heartless, heartless, creep. Don't you have a freakin' grandmother? > Whatever. Oh sweet Jesus, that car.... Bastard. Anyway, it turns out that granny is a shapeshifting grue. It decides to teach you a lesson in respecting your elders. You know what happens next. SUDDENLY! You are on a cloud in deep space, and there is a man standing in front of you. > examine man He appears to be Anubis, the God of Death. What would you like to do? give him a piece of gum ask him to bring you back to life restore