Game:Zork/LEEROYJENKINS

Zork

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Final Boss	Score: ?	Moves: ?
> Drop the rock, villain! "Or else what?" > Or else I will have to break you! "Oh yeah? You and what army?" Suddenly, you see the other 108 members of your party coming over the hill! Looks like they survived the battle after all! The form up in rank along side of you, waving your banner high above their heads like some sort of overexuberant samurai. > Any last words? "Boo ya! Let's do this!" A chill runs down your spine. You turn around and see that a guy you recruited all the way back in Chapter 3, has broken formation, and begins to blindly charge at the enemy. LEEEROOOOOOY JENKINS!!!!!! The rest of your army soon decends into chaos, and is brutually slaughtered by the final boss. > WHAT?! You know, if you had read the GameFAQS guide correctly, it would have warned you about recruiting Jenkins back in the Old Oak Inn if you wern't going for the Zodiac Spear, but it's kinda too late to fix that. So now you have to start over from the beginning of your 50-hour quest to fix it, so kiss your social life goodby. > Goddamnit. Hold on.....as you encounter your death, your spirit floats out of your body and suddenly collapses, and as you fall helplessly to the ground, still in your ghostly state, you sparkle and glitter, and as you hit the ground (not that you feel it, for you're a ghost), your body starts to shimmer in all sorts of colours. Confusion reigns over you and asks you what is happening. Suddenly, your body starts disappearing, and in the confusion, you black out just as your head disappears. Sometime later, you open your eyes and find you're back in the nondescript room! Your spirit is back in your body, which remarkably has no scratches or marks from your previous encounter! Phew, you've survived another one of those untimely deaths! You give thanks to the narrator, your god, for keeping you alive and praise him for letting you restart without dying! Oh, to make sure it's the nondescript room, you'll have to look to see if the Grue's here. > look Oh, never mind, you got eaten by the Grue anyway.