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> Drop the rock, villain!
"Or else what?"
> Or else I will have to break you!
"Oh yeah? You and what army?"
Suddenly, you see the other 108 members of your party coming over the hill! Looks like they survived the battle after all! The form up in rank along side of you, waving your banner high above their heads like some sort of overexuberant samurai.
> Any last words?
"Boo ya! Let's do this!"
A chill runs down your spine. You turn around and see that a guy you recruited all the way back in Chapter 3, has broken formation, and begins to blindly charge at the enemy.
LEEEROOOOOOY JENKINS!!!!!!
The rest of your army soon decends into chaos, and is brutually slaughtered by the final boss.
> WHAT?!
You know, if you had read the GameFAQS guide correctly, it would have warned you about recruiting Jenkins back in the Old Oak Inn if you wern't going for the Zodiac Spear, but it's kinda too late to fix that. So now you have to start over from the beginning of your 50-hour quest to fix it, so kiss your social life goodby.
> Goddamnit.
- *** You have died ***
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