Game:Zork/Kabooom

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 Kabooom Score: 0 Moves: 0


> light lamp


You pull out your trusty Zippo, hold it up with a gormless look spread across your vacant, eager face, and blow yourself, the hallway, and the three grues that were silently stalking you into messy oblivion.

Good call, Einstein. What did you think the hissing noise was? Snakes?


*** You got hosed ***


Would you like to towel down, restore a change of clothes, or end this water fight? (type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT):