Game:Zork/Kabooom

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 Kabooom Score: 0 Moves: 0


> light lamp


You pull out your trusty Zippo, hold it up with a gormless look spread across your vacant, eager face, and blow yourself, the hallway, and the three grues that were silently stalking you into messy oblivion.

Good call, Einstein. What did you think the hissing noise was? Snakes?


*** In Soviet Russia, died have YOU! ***


In Soviet Russia, game would like to start over YOU! In Soviet Russia, saved position restore YOU! In Soviet Russia, session of Zork ends YOU! (IN SOVIET RUSSIA, RESTART, RESTORE OR QUIT TYPE YOU!)