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> light lamp

You pull out your trusty Zippo, hold it up with a gormless look spread across your vacant, eager face, and blow yourself, the hallway, and the three grues that were silently stalking you into messy oblivion.

Good call, Einstein. What did you think the hissing noise was? Snakes?

*** Your James Over ***

World you'll like to star dover, restall as saved position, or end its essense of Zork? (type RESTORT, RESTORT, or QUITE):