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> How do I unlock the hermitically sealed door?
InvisiClues for this question (move your mouse over the black-on-black text one line at a time):
? 1) Confucious, he say "How do you overcome a lock?"
? 2) No, the lock is immune to Hadokens.
? 3) No, jamming it with random objects would only make it harder to open.
? 4) Maybe if you had something that fitted in the lock.
? 5) Something that was designed to fit in the lock.
? 6) Something that would be the "key" to this whole mystery.
? 7) LIKE THE GOLD KEY IN THE ATTIC YOU F****ARD!!
? 8) I mean, really! How much more obvious do I have to be to penetrate your skull?!
? 9) Now get the hell off my lawn!
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