Game:Zork/Hippiegrue

Zork

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Underworld	Score: 0	Moves: 0
> sit down and protest all of hell You sit down protesting all of Hell. You believe people should not have to be punished for their sins. You start to sing "Kum Ba Yah" in front of the gates of the Underworld. You get strange looks from all the dead people (the bad, bad dead people) not to mention from Satan himself. You sit there for a very long time. You get dirty. After a while you sit there so long that a hippie Grue mistakes you for a potato, and eats you. Unable to bear this transgression of his vegetarian ethics, he vomits you back out and apologizes. But it's too late. You dead. It appears that the last blow was too much for you. I'm afraid that you are dead. As you take your last breath, you feel relieved of your burdens. The feeling passes as you find yourself before the gates of Hell, where the spirits jeer at you and deny you entry. Your senses are disturbed. The objects in the dungeon appear indistinct, bleached of color, even unreal. > examine me You appear to be made of a translucent floating white substance. There seems to be a golden halo hovering above your head. enter gates of Hell fly up restore