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> sit down and protest all of hell

You sit down protesting all of Hell. You believe people should not have to be punished for their sins. You start to sing "Kum Ba Yah" in front of the gates of the Underworld. You get strange looks from all the dead people (the bad, bad dead people) not to mention from Satan himself.

You sit there for a very long time. You get dirty.

After a while you sit there so long that a hippie Grue mistakes you for a potato, and eats you. Unable to bear this transgression of his vegetarian ethics, he vomits you back out and apologizes. But it's too late. You dead.

*** You have died ***

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