Game:Zork/Hawaii

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 Hawaii Yo! Score: 0 Moves: 6 or so


> go to Hawaii

As you wish. You embark from what we can only assume is the west coast of America towards Hawaii, the land of sexy Hula girls.

The mere thought of the Hula girls turns you on.

Somehow you survive the trip there without getting eaten by a grue.


> get to the Hula girls already


I was just getting to that part.

As you step off the ship a crowd of Hula girls, they spy the bulge in your pants and assume you are there to rape them.

They whip out their Hula Hoops and tear you to shreads
> you mean I'm dead again?

Surprisingly you survive. You are in crippling pain, but alive! (hey! It rhymes)

You crawl back to the HMS GRUE where the captain devours you.



It appears that the last blow was too much for you. I'm afraid that you are dead.

As you take your last breath, you feel relieved of your burdens. The feeling passes as you find yourself before the gates of Hell, where the spirits jeer at you and deny you entry. Your senses are disturbed. The objects in the dungeon appear indistinct, bleached of color, even unreal.


> examine me

You appear to be made of a translucent floating white substance. There seems to be a golden halo hovering above your head.