Game:Zork/Hawaii

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Hawaii Yo!	Score: 0	Moves: 6 or so
> go to Hawaii As you wish. You embark from what we can only assume is the west coast of America towards Hawaii, the land of sexy Hula girls. The mere thought of the Hula girls turns you on. Somehow you survive the trip there without getting eaten by a grue. > get to the Hula girls already I was just getting to that part. As you step off the ship a crowd of Hula girls, they spy the bulge in your pants and assume you are there to rape them. They whip out their Hula Hoops and tear you to shreads > you mean I'm dead again? Surprisingly you survive. You are in crippling pain, but alive! (hey! It rhymes) You crawl back to the HMS GRUE where the captain devours you. Hold on.....as you encounter your death, your spirit floats out of your body and suddenly collapses, and as you fall helplessly to the ground, still in your ghostly state, you sparkle and glitter, and as you hit the ground (not that you feel it, for you're a ghost), your body starts to shimmer in all sorts of colours. Confusion reigns over you and asks you what is happening. Suddenly, your body starts disappearing, and in the confusion, you black out just as your head disappears. Sometime later, you open your eyes and find you're back in the nondescript room! Your spirit is back in your body, which remarkably has no scratches or marks from your previous encounter! Phew, you've survived another one of those untimely deaths! You give thanks to the narrator, your god, for keeping you alive and praise him for letting you restart without dying! Oh, to make sure it's the nondescript room, you'll have to look to see if the Grue's here. > look Oh, never mind, you got eaten by the Grue anyway.