Game:Zork/Gysrip2

Africa Score: 10 Moves: 25

> Keep going south

Man, what the hell is it with you and south? Do you need me to leave you two alone together? Maybe then you'll get some quality time in.

> screw you

I mean, south is kinda cute isn't she? Nudge, nudge, wink wink, know what I mean?

> strangle narrator

Owww! Shit! That's beginning to.....hurt....you....know....

> why won't you die

.....*gasp*....too.....bad.....about.....*choke*...the....oncoming.....fuel....truck.

> turn around

Too late. The drivers here don't stop for anything, idiot.

*** Ye have departed this mortale coile ***

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