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Zork
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Score: 10
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Moves: 25
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> Keep going south
Man, what the hell is it with you and south? Do you need me to leave you two alone together? Maybe then you'll get some quality time in.
> screw you
I mean, south is kinda cute isn't she? Nudge, nudge, wink wink, know what I mean?
> strangle narrator
Owww! Shit! That's beginning to.....hurt....you....know....
> why won't you die
.....*gasp*....too.....bad.....about.....*choke*...the....oncoming.....fuel....truck.
> turn around
Too late. The drivers here don't stop for anything, idiot.
It appears that the last blow was too much for you. I'm afraid that you are dead.
As you take your last breath, you feel relieved of your burdens. The feeling passes as you find yourself before the gates of Hell, where the spirits jeer at you and deny you entry. Your senses are disturbed. The objects in the dungeon appear indistinct, bleached of color, even unreal.
> examine me
You appear to be made of a translucent floating white substance. There seems to be a golden halo hovering above your head.
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