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Zork

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Biocomplex Score: -0 Moves: ?

> "I am Master. Bend over... er, bow before me.

Your ass is utterly kicked and you wake up at the bottom of a river tied to a lump of concrete.

*** You have died ***

Would you like to start over, restore a saved position, or end this session of Zork? (type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT):

Hey, wait! -0 is not a number.

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