Game:Zork/Guard4

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 Guard Score: 0 Moves: 1


> "I'm you... FROM THE FUTURE."

The guard gives you a dirty look. "You should know how to get around here by now."

Just then, another security guard shoots you. You were too young to be the future self of that asshole anyways.


*** In Soviet Russia, died have YOU! ***


In Soviet Russia, game would like to start over YOU! In Soviet Russia, saved position restore YOU! In Soviet Russia, session of Zork ends YOU! (IN SOVIET RUSSIA, RESTART, RESTORE OR QUIT TYPE YOU!)


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