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 Guard Score: 0 Moves: 1

> "Y'arr! I am Guybrush Threepwood, the mighty pirate!

The security guard shoots you. That's what you get for stealing music.

*** Mama mia! ***

It's a me, Mario! Would-a you like to start over, restore-a your saved position, or end-a your session of Zork? (type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT):