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No. Just for that a Grue Eats You!
> Grue Army attack non tamed Grue
I knew that would come back to bite me in the ass! But some how you die I don't even care how anymore as long as it's painful. Maybe the Dink takes you as his "forest bride" again. Or the ghost of that kid you killed back at the house comes and kills you, I don't know. Besides, you mispeled tame.
> Hmm. You misspelled "misspelled!"
That does it! Cue the You Have Died message!
It appears that the last blow was too much for you. I'm afraid that you are dead.
As you take your last breath, you feel relieved of your burdens. The feeling passes as you find yourself before the gates of Hell, where the spirits jeer at you and deny you entry. Your senses are disturbed. The objects in the dungeon appear indistinct, bleached of color, even unreal.
> examine me
You appear to be made of a translucent floating white substance. There seems to be a golden halo hovering above your head.
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