Game:Zork/GrueTaunt

IDIOT! Score: 26 Moves: 22

> taunt Grues

You are a moron of the highest caliber. 69,105 grues feast on you, resulting in a slow and horrible death.

> Wait, I thought they couldn't get close?

Yeah, I forgot to mention they ate Morgoth first. Well, at least the next adventurer won't have to deal with him.

...

But wait!

Suddenly, you wake up!

You sigh with relief. "Phew, it was all just a dream!"

You're back in the nondescript room. Now to start your adventure for real.

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