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 IDIOT! Score: 26 Moves: 22

> taunt Grues

You are a moron of the highest caliber. 69,105 grues feast on you, resulting in a slow and horrible death.

> Wait, I thought they couldn't get close?

Yeah, I forgot to mention they ate Morgoth first. Well, at least the next adventurer won't have to deal with him.

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