Game:Zork/GrueTaunt

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 IDIOT! Score: 26 Moves: 22


> taunt Grues

You are a moron of the highest caliber. 69,105 grues feast on you, resulting in a slow and horrible death.


> Wait, I thought they couldn't get close?


Yeah, I forgot to mention they ate Morgoth first. Well, at least the next adventurer won't have to deal with him.


*** In Soviet Russia, died have YOU! ***


In Soviet Russia, game would like to start over YOU! In Soviet Russia, saved position restore YOU! In Soviet Russia, session of Zork ends YOU! (IN SOVIET RUSSIA, RESTART, RESTORE OR QUIT TYPE YOU!)

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