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 IDIOT! Score: 26 Moves: 22

> taunt Grues

You are a moron of the highest caliber. 69,105 grues feast on you, resulting in a slow and horrible death.

> Wait, I thought they couldn't get close?

Yeah, I forgot to mention they ate Morgoth first. Well, at least the next adventurer won't have to deal with him.

It appears that the last blow was too much for you. I'm afraid that you are dead.

As you take your last breath, you feel relieved of your burdens. The feeling passes as you find yourself before the gates of Hell, where the spirits jeer at you and deny you entry. Your senses are disturbed. The objects in the dungeon appear indistinct, bleached of color, even unreal.

> examine me

You appear to be made of a translucent floating white substance. There seems to be a golden halo hovering above your head.