Game:Zork/GrueTaunt

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 IDIOT! Score: 26 Moves: 22


> taunt Grues

You are a moron of the highest caliber. 69,105 grues feast on you, resulting in a slow and horrible death.


> Wait, I thought they couldn't get close?


Yeah, I forgot to mention they ate Morgoth first. Well, at least the next adventurer won't have to deal with him.


*** You got screwed ***


Would you like to bend over, restore the missionary position, or end this session of lovemaking? (type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT):

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