Game:Zork/GrueDefend

Zork

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Inside a Grue	Score: ?	Moves: ?
You quickly rush towards the Grue, vowing to courageously protect it from any foes it may encounter. You take it under your wing, show it the ropes. You quickly climb down the stairs and exit the house. You call a cab to take you and the Grue to downtown New York. Upon arriving in New York you withdraw cash from the ATM and take the Grue out to lunch. The Grue begins talks of starting his own business. You like its idea, and genorously offer it 100,000 Zorkmids to found its company. You shake hands. This handshake leads to a greater a affection. You realize, you are in love with the Grue. And lust follows, too. You sick bastard. You cannot express your emotion, except through the stereotypical emotion of adventurers, stupidity. You yell at the Grue "I want to feel you from the inside!" The Grue is only too happy to comply. The Grue opens its mouth wide, whilst you climb a 9 story tower and do a quintuple backflip into its mouth. You score perfect tens, but the Croation judge gives you 9.3 out of spite. It appears that the last blow was too much for you. I'm afraid that you are dead. As you take your last breath, you feel relieved of your burdens. The feeling passes as you find yourself before the gates of Hell, where the spirits jeer at you and deny you entry. Your senses are disturbed. The objects in the dungeon appear indistinct, bleached of color, even unreal. > examine me You appear to be made of a translucent floating white substance. There seems to be a golden halo hovering above your head. enter gates of Hell fly up restore