Game:Zork/God/win

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 Winner! Score: -9,999,999 Moves: 776


> win game

*sigh*

Again, you choose the "win" option. How foolish can you be?


> you said I could do anything

Yes, I did...but come on, you're God now. You have to at least act the part. Grow up.

Okay, you chose it. But now you've pissed off Jesus.


> take last two commands back

No.

Jesus descends from Heaven. He looks angry. He takes away your powers, and 1,999,998 points. Then he summons an army of Grues. They eat you.



It appears that the last blow was too much for you. I'm afraid that you are dead.

As you take your last breath, you feel relieved of your burdens. The feeling passes as you find yourself before the gates of Hell, where the spirits jeer at you and deny you entry. Your senses are disturbed. The objects in the dungeon appear indistinct, bleached of color, even unreal.


> examine me

You appear to be made of a translucent floating white substance. There seems to be a golden halo hovering above your head.