Game:Zork/God/sarcasm

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God	Score: -9,999,999	Moves: 778
> "Hey, stop insulting me, or I will damn you to hell." I give you powers, and you think I you can treat me like an underling? > "I'm god." Yes, you are... but I am a higher power still. I am the narrator. > take last two commands back No. Jesus descends from Heaven. He looks angry. He takes away your powers, and 1,999,998 points. Then He summons an army of Grues. They eat you. *** In Soviet Russia, died have YOU! *** In Soviet Russia, game would like to start over YOU! In Soviet Russia, saved position restore YOU! In Soviet Russia, session of Zork ends YOU! (IN SOVIET RUSSIA, RESTART, RESTORE OR QUIT TYPE YOU!) restart restore quit