Game:Zork/God/sarcasm

God Score: -9,999,999 Moves: 778

> "Hey, stop insulting me, or I will damn you to hell."

I give you powers, and you think I you can treat me like an underling?

> "I'm god."

Yes, you are... but I am a higher power still. I am the narrator.

> take last two commands back

No.

Jesus descends from Heaven. He looks angry. He takes away your powers, and 1,999,998 points. Then He summons an army of Grues. They eat you.

*** You have won ***

> What? I won?!

Oops, sorry, my mistake. Got the wrong banner... ah, here we go:

*** You have won ***

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