Game:Zork/God/sarcasm

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God	Score: -9,999,999	Moves: 778
> "Hey, stop insulting me, or I will damn you to hell." I give you powers, and you think I you can treat me like an underling? > "I'm god." Yes, you are... but I am a higher power still. I am the narrator. > take last two commands back No. Jesus descends from Heaven. He looks angry. He takes away your powers, and 1,999,998 points. Then He summons an army of Grues. They eat you. It appears that the last blow was too much for you. I'm afraid that you are dead. As you take your last breath, you feel relieved of your burdens. The feeling passes as you find yourself before the gates of Hell, where the spirits jeer at you and deny you entry. Your senses are disturbed. The objects in the dungeon appear indistinct, bleached of color, even unreal. > examine me You appear to be made of a translucent floating white substance. There seems to be a golden halo hovering above your head. enter gates of Hell fly up restore