Game:Zork/God/sarcasm

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 God Score: -9,999,999 Moves: 778


> "Hey, stop insulting me, or I will damn you to hell."

I give you powers, and you think I you can treat me like an underling?


> "I'm god."

Yes, you are... but I am a higher power still. I am the narrator.


> take last two commands back

No.

Jesus descends from Heaven. He looks angry. He takes away your powers, and 1,999,998 points. Then He summons an army of Grues. They eat you.


*** All your Zork are belong to us ***


Would you like to main screen turn on, move every zig, or surrender are bases to CATS? (TYPE MAIN, ZIG, OR CATS)