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 God Score: 999,999,999 Moves: 777

> enter foyer

You casually stroll through the door, and back into the foyer.

> look

You are in a foyer. there is a elven sword of great antiquity on the mantle, just out of reach. A trapdoor that has been closed, cemented, scotch-taped, and had an anvil dropped on top is visible.

There is a door, that has been bolted shut, and a stairway leading up.

> get ye sword

You stretch your hand out, and the sword floats down to you.

> Awesome.

Yeah...I really don't think this is the way the story was meant to go....

> Shut up. Climb stairs

You close your mouth,and head upstairs.