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God Score: 999,999,999 Moves: 777

> cause earthquake

You create a giant earthquake, and the entire region crumbles around you. Nice going, dipshit.

> fly up

You hover above the wreckage. The entire region has been destroyed.

> Ascend to a higher plane.

Done. You float upwards, and find yourself in an aeroplane.

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