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Zork

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 God Score: 999,999,999 Moves: 776



> change clothes


How do you want to look?


> black sunglasses, leather jacket, leather boots


Done. You are now wearing a leather coat and boots,and black shades.

Your awesome level increases exponentially. The light cannon starts to glow.


> examine cannon


The cannon heats up...it explodes, collapsing the room around you.



> escape


You burst from the rubble, unharmed...immortality is great.


> look


You are floating in the sky, above a forest. There is a white house to the east.