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Zork

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 Outer Shaft Score: 5 Moves: 25


> go to right path

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> huh???

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> whats happening???

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> uh...

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uuuhhhh.... *mouan* uuuhhhh....


> AAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!

THEY ALL SURROUND YOU AND DEVEOR YOU LIKE A CABBAGE.


*** Thou art dead ***


Wouldst thou like to start over, restor an saved position, or end this session of Zork? (type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT):