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 Gas2 Score: 0 Moves: 0

> examine hole

You stick your head into the hole. It's still pitch dark, so you can't see anything. But that doesn't matter, because you're sucking on the gas pipe. "Oops" is your last thought, in case you were wondering.

Still, you turn an interesting shade of blue which puts the grues off from eating your corpse. For about five seconds.

*** You got screwed ***

Would you like to bend over, restore the missionary position, or end this session of lovemaking? (type RESTART, RESTORE, or QUIT):