Game:Zork/Eaten by grue

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Rear view mirrors are a good invention	Score: 0	Moves: 0
> slowy back away... I'm sorry, I don't understand. Check for misspelled words or syntax errors. The Grue's head is getting awfully large! > back away Say it louder. I couldn't hear you. Grue's are known to explode when their heads get like that. I'd back away, if I were you. > GET AWAY FROM FUCKING EXPLODING GRUE!!!! You didn't have to shout. Jeez. You jump out of the way as a chunk of Grue Brain flys past you and a sonic boom eminates from the neck of the presumably dead Grue. You survived! > Thank God! Amen. Unfortunately, God hates nerds who still play text adventures, and sends a horde of grues to devour you. > I hate God He hates you. *** In Soviet Russia, died have YOU! *** In Soviet Russia, game would like to start over YOU! In Soviet Russia, saved position restore YOU! In Soviet Russia, session of Zork ends YOU! (IN SOVIET RUSSIA, RESTART, RESTORE OR QUIT TYPE YOU!) restart restore quit