Game:Zork/Eaten by grue

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Rear view mirrors are a good invention	Score: 0	Moves: 0
> slowy back away... I'm sorry, I don't understand. Check for misspelled words or syntax errors. The Grue's head is getting awfully large! > back away Say it louder. I couldn't hear you. Grue's are known to explode when their heads get like that. I'd back away, if I were you. > GET AWAY FROM FUCKING EXPLODING GRUE!!!! You didn't have to shout. Jeez. You jump out of the way as a chunk of Grue Brain flys past you and a sonic boom eminates from the neck of the presumably dead Grue. You survived! > Thank God! Amen. Unfortunately, God hates nerds who still play text adventures, and sends a horde of grues to devour you. > I hate God He hates you. Hold on.....as you encounter your death, your spirit floats out of your body and suddenly collapses, and as you fall helplessly to the ground, still in your ghostly state, you sparkle and glitter, and as you hit the ground (not that you feel it, for you're a ghost), your body starts to shimmer in all sorts of colours. Confusion reigns over you and asks you what is happening. Suddenly, your body starts disappearing, and in the confusion, you black out just as your head disappears. Sometime later, you open your eyes and find you're back in the nondescript room! Your spirit is back in your body, which remarkably has no scratches or marks from your previous encounter! Phew, you've survived another one of those untimely deaths! You give thanks to the narrator, your god, for keeping you alive and praise him for letting you restart without dying! Oh, to make sure it's the nondescript room, you'll have to look to see if the Grue's here. > look Oh, never mind, you got eaten by the Grue anyway.