Game:Zork/Eaten by grue

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 Rear view mirrors are a good invention Score: 0 Moves: 0

> slowy back away...

I'm sorry, I don't understand. Check for misspelled words or syntax errors. The Grue's head is getting awfully large!
> back away

Say it louder. I couldn't hear you. Grue's are known to explode when their heads get like that. I'd back away, if I were you.

You didn't have to shout. Jeez. You jump out of the way as a chunk of Grue Brain flys past you and a sonic boom eminates from the neck of the presumably dead Grue. You survived!
> Thank God!

Amen. Unfortunately, God hates nerds who still play text adventures, and sends a horde of grues to devour you.
> I hate God

He hates you.

*** You have died ***

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