Game:Zork/Dinerdashoh

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 Diner Dash Score: 0 Moves: 6

You piss them more off by waiting.

There is a couple waiting at the front of the line, who just threw a hand grenade neatly into your hair bun.
> Take out grenade

You try, but you just end up messing up your poor hair.

You spend your last seconds wondering why you even opened this diner anyways.


*** In Soviet Russia, died have YOU! ***


In Soviet Russia, game would like to start over YOU! In Soviet Russia, saved position restore YOU! In Soviet Russia, session of Zork ends YOU! (IN SOVIET RUSSIA, RESTART, RESTORE OR QUIT TYPE YOU!)