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 Diner Dash Score: 0 Moves: 6

You piss them more off by waiting.

There is a couple waiting at the front of the line, who just threw a hand grenade neatly into your hair bun.
> Take out grenade

You try, but you just end up messing up your poor hair.

You spend your last seconds wondering why you even opened this diner anyways.

SUDDENLY! You are on a cloud in deep space, and there is a man standing in front of you.

> examine man

He appears to be Anubis, the God of Death.

What would you like to do?