Game:Zork/Dinerdashfoff

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 Diner Dash Score: 0 Moves: 5


> Everybody fuck off!

As soon as you finish your sentence, all the 69,105 people crash through the building.

Sadly, all those people fucking off caused all of the walls in the building to be knocked down.

The building's roof collapses upon your noseless head.



It appears that the last blow was too much for you. I'm afraid that you are dead.

As you take your last breath, you feel relieved of your burdens. The feeling passes as you find yourself before the gates of Hell, where the spirits jeer at you and deny you entry. Your senses are disturbed. The objects in the dungeon appear indistinct, bleached of color, even unreal.


> examine me

You appear to be made of a translucent floating white substance. There seems to be a golden halo hovering above your head.