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 Africa Score: 10 Moves: 31

> I'm Charles Branson, and I'm here to kill

The chief guard smiles as he gestures to the others to lift the barrier, revealing rows of crooked teeth.

"I guess that's all right then. I mean, I got nothing against rich dudes but when whitey can afford gold-plated pooper scoopers for his poodle from hell, that's going a little too far, eh? Oh well, kill them all for all I care. And have fun."