Game:Zork/BreakandEnter

Zork

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Africa	Score: 10	Moves: 30
> Climb wall lolwhut? > scale wall like cat burger Don't you mean cat burgular? > just do it! Okay, be be forewarned this isn't one of those bad spy movies. You try to climb the wall....and survive. > Awwwwwwww Yeaaaaahhhhh ohgodihateyousomuch. Now let me finish, please. You survive your short climb over the wall....but do not survive landing on the cooking grill. > WTF is a grill doing in the compound It's one of those housing districts. Anyway, you are roasted to a crisp in front of a screaming family who was, up until said point, enjoying their outdoor barbecue. > well screw them Big mistake, boyo. That's my family you're fucking talking about, so - > You have a goddamned fucking family. Oh my Gaath! Yes, I do, inhuman fiend. The Zork narrators are all housed in that compound. What the hell do you take me for? As I was saying before you so rudely interrupted, just for screwing with my wife and kids (not to mention destroying my beautifully charred steak patties) you get to be personally fed the metal spatula I am holding right this instant. Rectally. > Ouch. To say the least. Now go away and leave my home out of this! Geez - it's bad enough having to put up with you elsewhere. Hold on.....as you encounter your death, your spirit floats out of your body and suddenly collapses, and as you fall helplessly to the ground, still in your ghostly state, you sparkle and glitter, and as you hit the ground (not that you feel it, for you're a ghost), your body starts to shimmer in all sorts of colours. Confusion reigns over you and asks you what is happening. Suddenly, your body starts disappearing, and in the confusion, you black out just as your head disappears. Sometime later, you open your eyes and find you're back in the nondescript room! Your spirit is back in your body, which remarkably has no scratches or marks from your previous encounter! Phew, you've survived another one of those untimely deaths! You give thanks to the narrator, your god, for keeping you alive and praise him for letting you restart without dying! Oh, to make sure it's the nondescript room, you'll have to look to see if the Grue's here. > look Oh, never mind, you got eaten by the Grue anyway.