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> use ATM
You insert the ATM card in to the ATM and punch in the proper PIN. You hear a series of beeping noises, followed by a mechanical voice saying "Insufficient funds for transfer." Then, due to being soaked by ceiling sprinklers, the ATM short-circuits, detonating its self-destruct explosives.
You dodge the blast, but a single high-speed gold coin flies out...
...and bounces off your garbage can shield which you're holding in front of you...
...flies across the room...
...and thumps against a hand-towel shoved into a gap in the wall...
...and lands on a bathrobe covering a drainage grate in the floor...
...where a Mini-Cleaner Droid scoops it up and dashes toward a flap in the other wall...
...in front of which a leather carry-bag has been placed...
...causing the Droid to crash against it and flip the coin into the air...
...where it is caught by a Hover-Cleaner Droid soaring in from the other room...
...which then gets tangled in a net placed on the ceiling...
...which pulls the rope tied to it...
...which pulls out the safety pin...
...causing the 16-ton weight directly above you to drop.
You only have just enough time to produce a tiny umbrella from behind your back and raise it above your head before the 16,000 kilogram weight hilariously kills you.
It appears that the last blow was too much for you. I'm afraid that you are dead.
As you take your last breath, you feel relieved of your burdens. The feeling passes as you find yourself before the gates of Hell, where the spirits jeer at you and deny you entry. Your senses are disturbed. The objects in the dungeon appear indistinct, bleached of color, even unreal.
> examine me
You appear to be made of a translucent floating white substance. There seems to be a golden halo hovering above your head.
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