Game:Zork/AttackLavos2

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> Attack with sword again


You attack Lavos with the sword again, but since you're level 1, it only does a tenth of a hitpoint worth of damage.

You see a tuba in front of you. Now's your chance!

Unfortunately, Lavos grabs the tuba first and smacks you with it 69105 times.


...

But wait!

Suddenly, you wake up!

You sigh with relief. "Phew, it was all just a dream!"

You're back in the nondescript room. Now to start your adventure for real.