Game:Zork/AttackLavos2

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 Partying like it's 1999 Score: ? Moves: ?


> Attack with sword again


You attack Lavos with the sword again, but since you're level 1, it only does a tenth of a hitpoint worth of damage.

You see a cumquat in front of you. Now's your chance!

Unfortunately, Lavos grabs the cumquat first and smacks you with it 69105 times.


*** You have won ***


> What? I won?!

Oops, sorry, my mistake. Got the wrong banner... ah, here we go:


*** You suck ***


Would you like to not suck, cheat by loading someone else's save, or give up out of frustration? (type NOT SUCK, CHEAT, or GIVE UP):