Game:Zork/Africancave3

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> Cheat


What the hell are you doing here?


> WTF


You weren't supposed to find this secret narration compartment!


> Do I...win?


Can't you read, you dumb fuck! The sign on that barbed wire fence says, unauthorized persons will be FUCKING shot!


> Oh shit sorry


What am I paying you losers for? Guards!!!

*Intruder Alert*

*Intruder Alert*

*All personnel please report immediately to the compartment nobody was supposed to find*

"There he is! Someone give me the rocket launcher!"

KABBOOOOMMMMMM


*** In Soviet Russia, died have YOU! ***


In Soviet Russia, game would like to start over YOU! In Soviet Russia, saved position restore YOU! In Soviet Russia, session of Zork ends YOU! (IN SOVIET RUSSIA, RESTART, RESTORE OR QUIT TYPE YOU!)