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Zork
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Score: 10
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Moves: 33
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> Play with all the pwetty widdle buttons! Yay!
Wook at all the pwetty widdle buttons! Lotsa colours! Dis one make da barrier go up! Dis one make it low! Dis one make the mean guard look vewy angwy. Dis one make da shack fall down! Dis one make pwetty fire! You is burning to death wif a broken neck!
It appears that the last blow was too much for you. I'm afraid that you are dead.
As you take your last breath, you feel relieved of your burdens. The feeling passes as you find yourself before the gates of Hell, where the spirits jeer at you and deny you entry. Your senses are disturbed. The objects in the dungeon appear indistinct, bleached of color, even unreal.
> examine me
You appear to be made of a translucent floating white substance. There seems to be a golden halo hovering above your head.
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